It’s that time of year again! The weather is a five but your spirits are a ten.
The pumpkins are all carved and you’re proud of your creations, tonight you will ignite a different kind of celebration.
The leaves are falling gently from the trees outside your home,
While you smoke the wacky leaf through your perfect Shine cone.
Your scary decorations are hung in fanciful array
And you’ve piled the neighbour’s children’s treats on your Walnut Marley Tray.
The little shits can knock all they want, but you’re not getting off the couch,
You’re a working a class hero and now’s the time to slouch.
You’ve worked all day on your special potion, you’ve sweated and you’ve toiled,
You’re a powerful, independent witch and those kids are all spoiled.
Perhaps you’re tired of rolling and you’d rather take a break,
So you pack your Pax plus for a well-deserved vape.
The children are excited for a spooky night of treats,
But yours are not for sharing, for your tooth is far too sweet.
There’s a coarse green bounty to be made a little finer
A mountain you’ll make a mole-hill with your Stanta Cruz grinder.
And after a night of ignoring the door, bingeing on blood and guts and gore.
You’ll slip easy and breezy into a dream,
Safe in the knowledge your purchase has planted another Evertree.
